mouthblossom

It is another word for oral herpes. It looks like a blossoming garden on someone's mouth it's really disgusting. Only people with really bad judgment in guys are attracted to them. Usually people with mouth blossoms are extremely hideously ugly and disgusting

Me: ew look hannah! That guy has Mouthblossoms!! They look like they're going to rupture!!!

Hannah: Ew that's gross! But somehow I'm attracted to him!

by Mouthblossomsaregross February 2, 2015

Moumi

Moumi is a person who can is sweet, cute , occasionally evil. So, don't piss her off. She has the ability to turn heads because she is naturally beautiful. She is naturally a very loyal friend and is very trustable. A very beautiful human being from the inside and outside. She is also very fun to hangout and and awesome friend.

Eg:- OMG! Look , is that Moumi? She is drop dead gorgeous!!!
Eg:- She is so cute!!! She must be a Moumi!!

by Yours ndmdjndmd April 20, 2018

Mountain Bartle Skeet

a bottle of delicious mountain dew a word usually rednecks and or car enthusists

hey dale you want a mountain bartle skeet

by guyinthebushes March 8, 2018

mouseoleum

A small but relatively stately building permanently entombing the remains of highly important mice.

It is my understanding that Mickey Mouse’s remains are carefully enshrined right there in that gorgeous mouseoleum located deep inside Fantasyland.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019

Mountain Goat

An expression used by Danes to describe Norwegians.

Check out those mountain goats! They've never been abroad before.

by Unclecrazy January 14, 2022

fat mouse

What a guy has when he tries to penetrate while only half-hard. Comes from the visual similarity to a fat mouse trying to crawl through a small hole.

John told Suzie to work him a little longer before she mounted him, so that he wouldn't end up with fat mouse.

by JasonWS May 30, 2007

Fist Mountain

Fist Mountian is a sexual term utilize to identify a certain type of double fist penetration. Fist Mountain can be created by clasping your hands together and intertwining opposing fingers, to make the shape of a "mountain".

Jackie couldn't believe that John expected her to visit Fist Mountain on their first date, although she was happy to ablige him with simple anal sex.

by Dman5000 November 9, 2011