Mong Covid

The odd sense of not being 'right' you have, for a few days after your Oxford Astra-Zeneca jab

Had the jab on Saturday. Felt rough and a bit vague for a few days. I think I had Mong Covid.

Mong Covid by TauntonJah March 22, 2021

Mong Kok 

A Chinese takeaway with an unfortunate name

Got a phat Chinese takeaway from Mong Kok last night

Mong Kok by Cheeki Breeki incarnate May 11, 2021

mong fish 

when you are a spastic fish with learning disabilities

Jobie your a mong fish cunt

mong fish by riley chib November 14, 2021

Mong Juice 

When you punch a pregnant woman in the stomach and drink the juice that runs out of her snatch.

My pregnant wife fell down the stairs and landed on her stomach and all of her mong juice splurged out

Mong Juice by B1G $t1nky October 17, 2023

Mong hole 

Ciaran

If your names ciaran you are a mong hole

Mong hole by truthhurtscauseleesanonce November 28, 2023

Mong hole 

Ciaran

If your names ciaran you are a mong hole

Mong hole by truthhurtscauseleesanonce November 28, 2023

Mong pheromone

A person who attracts weird people and oddballs because they give off a smell only weirdos can smell

"FFS Emma your Mong Pheromone is in overdrive today. That guy was a proper weirdo!"

Or

"How do you find these mongs !? You're pheromone must be strong today ??"

Mong pheromone by The1811 January 11, 2024