origami mommy

A chick that can bend in all the right ways.

Michelle is great in the sack she is an origami mommy.

by Donnie2Light July 10, 2009

mommy sacks

Large Breasts of seasoned woman

Holy shit Geoff! Look at the mommy sacks on that milf.

by Mike James McC November 19, 2007

Mommy question

A question which has only one answer. A directive given in the form of a question.

"Are you going to wash your hands before dinner?" is a Mommy question.

by The Kinzernator March 18, 2010

mommy special

When a Mom's meal becomes her kid(s) leftovers.

Restaurants have daily specials but mother's can always get the "Mommy special", which is the food her kid(s) don't eat.

by niramaya December 8, 2014

starbucks mommy

The yoga pants wearing, prancer sizing group of moms hanging out at Starbucks post yoga talking about how awesome their kids are.

Mom 1: Did you get Celesta started up in gymnastics yet?
Mom 2: We sure did. Her dance teacher said we needed to get her started before she was three if we really wanted her to be competitive.
Girl across Starbucks: I wish my husband worked 90 hours a week so I could be a Starbucks mommy. *rolls eyes*

by Torib82 April 6, 2016

Maltose Mommy

The female version of a Sugar Daddy.

A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.

Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?

by Argentenuem April 27, 2019

Wine Mommy

A hot mom that lets you pour wine over her and cosume it off her body.

My friends mom is such a Wine Mommy

by BobWillis69 May 18, 2020