San Francisco Microwave

When two men (most likely) put each other's shit into one anothers asshole,like an alabama hot pocket.... disgusting yes, funny, maybe a little.

"I was told Tim and Clark did a (San Francisco Microwave) last night."

"Well honey, eww, and I'm a straight man I don't care for gross woman gossip."

"You should be more nice to me on my birth day!"

"It is!?!?!"

"Yes!"

"Well how about you give me one and laugh and well, not divorce me."

"YAY!"

"(sigh)."

by Skeeter~Bob January 22, 2011

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My Dog Turned on the Microwave

A convenient way of buying yourself time during a phone call or chat session without seeming rude.

(09:18) * S(A)lly strips
(09:18) <ReytheGreat> My dog turned on the microwave

by Wardnug April 7, 2009

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would Jesus microwave a burrito?

slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.

Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"

Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"

Origin: Bored people with no life

And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?

by John Gibby January 7, 2005

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bombard with high level microwaves

This is what happens to people when you stand on a chair while wiggling your pinky at them.

Rusty the clown stood on a chair and proceeded to bombard with high level microwaves everyone who passed by. Unfortunately he did not realize that the chair seat was contaminated with uranium 235 and he died of radiation poisoning two days later.

by Alfie The Horndog October 18, 2008

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Gash warmed up in the microwave

An expression of something very shit.
Usually related to the way someone is feeling.

Person 1 - How you feeling after your night out?
Person 2 - Ohh mate, i feel like gash warmed up in the microwave.

Mate you forgot your keys....
OH GASH WARMED UP IN THE MICROWAVE!!

by Stevie A May 25, 2008

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