Alaskan Match

The act of you rub your testicles on another man's chest until the friction sets your nuts on fire

"I was with a guy last night and he gave me the Alaskan Match"

by Idk38837372728292 February 14, 2026

pre match goon

when you goon before sexual intercourse

My friend Brodie had a pre match goon before going in to do bonnie blue

by Manbilly999 March 21, 2025

Russian Love Match

Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."

Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"

Doctor: "Nine."

You are only 10 days away from meeting the woman of your dreams at Russian Love Match!

by Joyousguy June 30, 2016

The best match player

Sam

Sam is the best match player

by $4m November 13, 2018

The best match player

Sam is the best

Sam is the best match player

by $4m November 13, 2018

toss the match

1. When a person has become a dumpster fire.

2. To give up on or get rid of something you no longer care about.

Whoa! What happened to (insert hot mess here)

Toss the match already !?!

by Carbon06 November 20, 2020

Construct devotion match

A serious or severe addiction to building games.
Most common in Roblox.

The user Barney9119_TheSecond has Construct Devotion match because he always uses F3X in games. He’s addicted to it

by NamePlayz May 23, 2021