Canadian microwave

A sexual where one partner is laying face down on the floor, or a bed, and the other repeatedly stuffs the partners anus with electric hand warmers, until no more can fit.

Hey Roger, I was thinking we could do the Canadian microwave tonight.

by pastramillion November 15, 2018

Russian Microwave

A Microwave made in Russia

I love my new Russian Microwave!

by BlGDADDY February 19, 2011

Microwave head

Pretty much when one feels like they're being microwaved. Usually due to an excess of bad Chinese food, stress, or whatever else drives one to a lack of sanity.

Friend 1: whoa, is Tobey okay?
Friend 2: yeah, probs just a case of microwave head.

Tobey: *stares into space like a zombie*

by Bweeeeent November 18, 2015

microwave news

When news is so ridiculously hard to believe that it sounds like Kelly Conway said it, i.e. microwaves can take pictures of you without you knowing it.

I read some microwave news today, "Trump is now saying he was hypnotized by Michelle Obama to say stupid shit on twitter during the campaign."

by naynay1984 March 23, 2017

Microwaves

A gift from god.

Microwaves help me stay until 6 in the morning.

by Joe.mp3 June 26, 2020

Microwave at 3 am

The loudest fucking thing in existence. Will wake up you're whole neighborhood.

Person: So why are you grounded again?
Me: I set of the microwave at 3 am. I just wanted some damn soup.

Person: well that sucks

by HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA May 24, 2022

Polish Microwave

Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Polish Microwave is when you fart under the blanket and grab the blanket under your spouse’s face with an upward motion and then bring said blanket down with considerable speed, so as to waft the still-warm fart directly into your spouse’s face.

My wife was complaining that she was cold, so I got some blankets and gave her a Polish Microwave. Now she’s warm, but she’s mad at me.

by Amandanaise January 7, 2023