Luke

A verb. To utterly fail at something, and draw unecessary attention to oneself. Often makes others in the conversation feel awkward.

Today I was at the store, when my friend Luked the conversation. It was very embarrassing.

I Luked my chem exam, which everyone else got an A on. How did I Luke things up so badly?

by Potatoz January 29, 2012

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Luke

A boy without any pubes or underarm hair who has an extremely small penis, looks like an alien and got caught by him mum wanking.

Did you hear about that immature guy who looks like an alien and got caught by him mum, he's such a luke

by SammyB&Condog February 26, 2009

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1. The hero of some lame sci-fi movie from the 70's.

2. A miserable cunt.

"Use the force, Luke"

"Luke. You're a cunt!"

by MatsHallman October 21, 2007

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A very lazy hobo who never gets a life til he's 18. Sucks cock and licks old pussies, very much enjoys orgies. Ejaculates into plastic cups from his shop, and uses bread sticks for pussy-like sex. Is a stripper in World of Warcraft and loves to take off his shirt in the process. Messes up your computer/laptop with his furry/tentacle porn.

"He is such a failure in life, I bet he was a Luke as a teenager!"

Guy 1: Hey I found this laptop at the lunch table.
Guy 2: Really? Lets check out what it has inside.
Guy 1: Hey the most visited site is Tentacle_hentai.net.

Guy 2: Oh it must belong to Luke.

by lolopopop July 6, 2011

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