A verb. To utterly fail at something, and draw unecessary attention to oneself. Often makes others in the conversation feel awkward.
Today I was at the store, when my friend Luked the conversation. It was very embarrassing.
I Luked my chem exam, which everyone else got an A on. How did I Luke things up so badly?
I Luked my chem exam, which everyone else got an A on. How did I Luke things up so badly?
by Potatoz January 29, 2012

A boy without any pubes or underarm hair who has an extremely small penis, looks like an alien and got caught by him mum wanking.
Did you hear about that immature guy who looks like an alien and got caught by him mum, he's such a luke
by SammyB&Condog February 26, 2009

by MatsHallman October 21, 2007

A very lazy hobo who never gets a life til he's 18. Sucks cock and licks old pussies, very much enjoys orgies. Ejaculates into plastic cups from his shop, and uses bread sticks for pussy-like sex. Is a stripper in World of Warcraft and loves to take off his shirt in the process. Messes up your computer/laptop with his furry/tentacle porn.
"He is such a failure in life, I bet he was a Luke as a teenager!"
Guy 1: Hey I found this laptop at the lunch table.
Guy 2: Really? Lets check out what it has inside.
Guy 1: Hey the most visited site is Tentacle_hentai.net.
Guy 2: Oh it must belong to Luke.
Guy 1: Hey I found this laptop at the lunch table.
Guy 2: Really? Lets check out what it has inside.
Guy 1: Hey the most visited site is Tentacle_hentai.net.
Guy 2: Oh it must belong to Luke.
by lolopopop July 6, 2011

Luke is the type of person who is just amazing to be around and didn't know you could live without. A Luke will always be there for you and won't judge you where most people do. You're lucky to even know a Luke because they tend to "lay-low", but once you meet one they're someone who's really can just chill, listen, and just have fun around. They're known for being a little stupid in the self confidence department and don't realize how much they're adored by everyone. Even if you haven't met a Luke yet, you better find one because YOU WON"T REGRET IT. Even if your Luke is a little crazy at times (DDHA) that's what makes them so great to be around. LUKE IS AN AMAZING BEING <3
by NoodleLady December 9, 2019

by Claudia6969 May 23, 2019

by Yednoises April 19, 2020
