Tender Lizard

Michael William Denney Thunder Wizard

1.) Tender Lizard believes he's mahadeva and his "students" buys into it.
2.) Tender Lizard is so impulsive he judges strangers without even knowing them!

by xYourDadx May 31, 2020

Lizard Lot

A girl that hangs around truck stops for the trucker to fuck.

PK said " We Have Been Driving All Day, Lets Go Find A Lizard Lot "

by Oo DTH oO August 21, 2008

lizard kiss

When two people stick their tongues out 1-1.5 cm from their closed lips and rub them together.

Not recommended

"Argh! Lizard kisses are all slimy and wrong!"

by Jammers February 24, 2006

lizard eater

a lizard eater is a childish word for lesbian.

lizard eater is not i

by lil March 09, 2005

lot lizard

she/he is a truck stop whore, sleeps with the truckers for money

"hey did you see that lot lizard get in that truck , i hope his wife don't find out"

by TaraB April 01, 2008

lizard kiss

a closed mouth kiss where one of the kissers quickly juts their tongue into the mouth of the other kisser and then quickly pulls it out.

I never expected it but she gave me a lizard kiss.

by melchdog April 12, 2011

Lizard Booty

It's a diease that has stricken all nationalities with no discretion. When a person has zero or negative booty. Their ass resembles a Lizard Booty. All tail and no booty.

1. Hey bro did you see that girl. She had some serious lizard booty going on.

2.((((( = nice booty
///// = lizard booty

3. Donna why are you wearing those shapeups? They wont cure your lizard booty.

by Optimus Prime #15 October 16, 2010