Turd lipstick

The effect of a common frat prank involving picking up one's own soggy bowel product and coloring a sleeping victim's mouth labes with it, making them look like they are wearing special bile-infused mouth syrup.

Miller was the victim of a turd lipstick prank last night and didn't realize until his morning coffee, which was a bit more tangy than usual.

by Diquey Tiqle December 15, 2009

applying lipstick

when someone prostitutes themselves in a school bathroom during their lunch period.

so how was applying lipstick?

by muffinjoeylexington May 6, 2011

Lipkin

Lipkin is a name of Russian descent, not a sexual act. Whoever uses it as a term for sex or a specific sexual act is horribly wrong.

Derek Lipkin is a name, not a man who does a specific disgusting sexual act.

by FRESHPOETIC October 10, 2004

lipstick lesbian

A lesbian that looks like a girl. Not the motorcyle bull dyke types. This is a girl you would want to bang and might not know she is a carpet muncher. She might actually wear lipstick while the other kind would wear leather or denim.

The girl did not accept your sexual advances, so obviously she is a dyke. However, she is rather attractive. She must therefore be a lipstick lesbian.

by dirk dig November 19, 2004

Lipstick on a Cheney

A way to refer to McCain VP pick Sarah Palin.

You can put lipstick on a Cheney, but if you elect McCain, you'll still have a drill-happy, war-mongering, nutcase as your Vice President.

by jonnypeace October 29, 2008

living lipstick

A man's penis, part of his junk.

That slut gave me such a good hummer, to my living lipstick I had to pull my BVD's outta my ass.

by EH of HB December 5, 2007

Syrian Lipstick

After ejaculation, a man spreads his sperm on the lips of a woman's vagina, in the same pattern as lipstick.

Woman: I'm out of lipstick!
Man: We've got an hour, I'll lend you some of my Syrian Lipstick

by bassination March 10, 2011