linux

the best 0S ever
1. its free
2. its powerful
3. its not mac OS X

Man linux is just the best

tux the penguin owns your a$$

by sneaker December 4, 2003

Linux

The common name for any open-source Operating System running on the Unix Kernal.

Common linux distributions include Ubuntu, Redhat, SUSE and Fedora.

The advantages of Linux over Windows:
-faster boot/loading times.
-no need for anti-virus software
-free
-no bloatware, spyware or useless programs to slow your computer down.

The disadvantages of Linux over Windows:
-game makers and large software companies stick with Windows because of its market share.
-less users than windows (which is also advantageous in a way) means less people working on making it even better.
-often not user friendly (although Ubuntu is considered to be the most user-friendly version, and is very easy to get used to).

I just installed Linux on my laptop. So glad I'm rid of Windows Vista.

by DALEK DRACO February 27, 2010

linux

A very stable operating system released under the JPL. Originally a spare time project by student Linus Torvalds, Linux has developed into a popular back-end and server operating system. Linux is beginning to make inroads on the desktop.
It is frequently maligned by Windows users because Linux actually requires some degree of intelligence to use.

"That new Linux server is much better than that old WinNT-based pile of crap we used to use!"

by The smartest man in the world. May 30, 2003

Lindzie

A fine piece of meat, that one wants to devour.

Man, look at that Lindzie, I just want to slice her up!

by blaaahhhblahhhh178 December 30, 2011

linux users

Why We Say We Use Linux: Privacy, Open Source, Free Software, Software Freedom, "iT pUtS mE iN cHaRgE oF mY cOmPuTeR"

Why We Actually Use Linux: so i can make my computer look like r/unixporn

Linux users are a group of computer software geeks that use open source software because its better.

by /bin/urmom/ April 20, 2022

linux

What Windoze users should turn to since Windows is clearly crap, evil and bastardised in every way.
Linux runs the web (80% of all servers).
Linux is the base-station of most hackers (see 'Hackers Handbook' by Dr. K, ISBN 1-85868-943-0) because it is inherently secure.

'HOLY SHIT MAN DID YOU SEE THAT?!'
'Yeah dude you fux0red up that poor dudes windoze box'
'Yeah man, linux r0x0rz!!!'
'Yeah'

*cue beavis and butthead style laughter*

by Minigun_Fiend July 21, 2004

Linkzie

In reference to something gay, in most cases a person. Originated from an online user name of someone very unpleasant, this word is spreading quickly.

"That kid over there, what a herb..he's such a fucking Linkzie looking kid...oh wait that is Linkzie"

by 1337 Fork January 13, 2008