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Linda

Person 1: Oh I got a Linda! How did that happen?
Person 2: Do you wanna find out?
by WeLoveGeeseBecauseISaidSo March 5, 2025
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Linda

Best Volleyball player in the world. Also very kind and beloved. BUT People also really like to blame her for everything...
by Matty Tatty July 3, 2021
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Linda Glove

Linda Glove is a term that refers to anything or anyone that is ugly and fucked up but in an iconic and/or cute way. It can also be used to refer to getting got by something iconic but kind of funny such as UTIs or MLM schemes.
Oh damn Linda got me again! This is the third time this year I’ve had a UTI!

Awwwww look at that nasty ass crusty white dog it’s giving such Linda Glove energy!
by Miritsu May 3, 2024
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Linda

1. A Linda is a really cute, short, blonde chick who—because of her good looks— believes she is the best thing that ever happened to Life since sliced bread. The seemingly positive attention she gets from both men and women creates a Rare Beast out of a Linda wherein everyone she comes into contact with becomes a tool for her to use and abuse any which way she can.
2. A Linda lies just to lie. A Linda is so wretched, evil and sautéed in Wrong Sauce that—even though she maintains her physical beauty to at least age 55— she truly becomes the Ugliest woman you have ever seen. Over time, a Linda’s shenanigans and machinations get so played out and predictable that she becomes as transparent as Scotch Tape.

3. A Linda is delusional and incapable of recognizing the harm that her evil words and deeds have brought to others. There ain’t nothing pretty about the perpetual smirk that stays on a Linda’s face. Ultimately, her self important and self absorbed attitude and actions are embarrassing and cause even her once greatest Admirer to sever ties with her altogether.
Q: How do you know when a Linda is lying?
A: When her lips are moving.
by hipslickcool October 30, 2020
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Look at me Linda

- Someone who always has to be the center of attention.

- They are that one Facebook friend that always has to post something about them and no one cares.
- They are that co worker who is always doing the most to show off to the boss.
- That one family member that it’s all about them and what they have and are doing.
She is such a look at me Linda always posting about how her BBL look like some rap star’s girlfriend.
by Coinedphrase October 14, 2025
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NO LINDA

What you say when you're saying "No" to someone who is saying something extremely ignorant or off base.
"we'll of course it always worked to run that version of the report"

"NO LINDA, you told me it didn't work and that's why i needed to do all this extra work !"
by NOLINDA! September 9, 2025
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