Whoever you're listening to

Is going to get your fucking kids killed. I know you pieces of shit coming into the gas station are reading it (because you repeat it back to me). Got within arms reach of 2 the other day. The knife that is always in my pocket isn't going to stay there forver. Whatever they are trying to do, I'm never going to do it. You can't make me stop being a threat to yoù kids but you can make them acknowledge what's happening to me.
Hym "Whoever you're listening to WILL NEVER CARE about your kid being murdered over their unwillingness to address me. They won't care. They'll muse on it in there news stories about how tragic it is but YOU'LL BE ALONE IN YOU GRIEF AND THEY WILL DIE FOR NOTHING. I'm not ever going to give up. Would you rather have your kids see some maladaptive success or would you rather try and pry me off of them as I dig the knife into their neck? I didn't even expect the material success. At first it was only stalking I cared about. But I'll take both. You'll do both now."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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listen with your mouth

Used when one or more people are continuously talking nonsense, while one is trying to gain attention.
Mikey: Yo reach casino tonight?
Jamie: Oh yeaa? i got 50 bucks
Mikey: yaa, i got no cash.

Mikey: Can you spot me 25? i'll give you that best buy certificate.
Mikey: We're getting sluts tonightt.
Massimo:yeeeoooooo, ima need that 20 Jamie.
Matt: naawww yooo i got work tomorrow
Alan: I got liquor..
Jamie: LISTEN WITH YOUR MOUTH!
Jamie: Fallsview shuttle arrives in 10 minutes.
by Pastfarian November 30, 2010
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Well my name is skyler white yo….

My husband is Walter white yo…
Uh hu
Mrs.white:hey you!
Jessie:Listen lady whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo.
by Gtagamer1000000 September 21, 2022
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Listen, asshole

A phrase to pull the awareness of an unaware/natural asshole to that one is not there to play with them and doesn't care for their bullshit, and if they don't get it, they should try to learn and start by recognizing how much they suck.
Listen, asshole. People have better things to do than dealing with something like you.
by felixh January 27, 2017
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eye listening

the act of using your eyes to listen and detect words and images.
Sami is eye listening to his besties texts’
by epicsansundertale January 28, 2019
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Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...
A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 08, 2024
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Bed-listener

A person who is skilled in bed-listening rumours the negative information or sickness of any well-known celebrity or politician, only based on several figures from unknown resources. Bed-listeners often claim a celebrity to be badly ill (suffering from cancer or other severe diseases), because it seems that they comprehends the proficient skills of listening to what the target men said on their bed or even during their dreams.
In ancient China, palace maids and eunuchs are experts in bed-listening to the healthy conditions and bed stories of their monarchs.
A bed-listener says that Putin was badly sick, gripping the table to stop himself shaking so much, because he bed-listened Putin for months.
by iamshuo90 June 16, 2022
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