left handed cigarette

A left handed cigarette is marijuana.

It can also be a non-sensical phrase said just to be ironic.

"you got any more left handed cigarettes?"
"No, the cop took them all."

I need a left handed cigarette to go with my left handed beer bottle.

by Jana November 16, 2004

cut left

-leave

-go away

you're cheesing me bro cut left

by nn.murddaa March 24, 2017

up up down down left right left right b a start

The code for Ninendo's Contra to get 9 lives

The only way to beat Contra is to use the "up up down down left right left right B A start" code

by SeeBeeEff July 30, 2008

NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND

An education "PLAN" by Bush, that cuts funding of underperforming schools. what is underperforming? a school with test results under 100%. Schools with test results of 100%:
None

Schools with test results under 100%:
All of them.
Children Left Behind:
All
Children benifiting
None
Results of NCLB
USA 49th in literacy
High School diploma as good as toilet paper in landing a job.
...

by Mediaptera February 15, 2005

Left-handed monkey wrench

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.

"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."

by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012

left eye

the phattest ghettoest thuggest member of the best female group of all time, TLC!! we miss you, Lisa!!

yo, have you had the chance to hear left eye's rap in 3D? man, i'm tellin' ya, TLC won't ever be the same now that she's gone.

by inq October 8, 2003

left-hand man

A man who is being seen on the side by a woman who has another man who is her boyfriend.

Lady, running down to the riptide
Taken away to the dark side
I wanna be your left-hand man

--Vance Joy, "Riptide"

by purplebackpack89 August 18, 2014