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Garfield Lasagna 

When you bake a steaming hot pan of Lasagna and fuck your cat while eating the whole thing
Jon: It's Monday Garfield! Time for your Garfield Lasagna!

Garfield: This is why I hate Mondays

Russian Lasagna 

1. Code word for Vodka. Commonly used in conversation by underage drinkers.
Person 1: You, what are we having tonight?!?
Person 2: Some Russian Lasagna.
Person 1: AH! Motherland!
Russian Lasagna by ~j.ln. February 3, 2010

Bitch Lasagna

"T-seris ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna!"

"Ugh, what a bitch lasagna."
Bitch Lasagna by SoftPenisBum December 21, 2018

Bitch Lasagna

A salty and roasted snack that has the magical ability to make anyone from India to implode.
Here T-Series looking hungry for some drama here let me serve you Bitch Lasagna.
Bitch Lasagna by King_Munge January 18, 2019

vermont lasagna

a strange sexual position first discovered by someone from the sub-species country of Orland Norwega.

1. punch a guy in the face so he has a nose bleed.
2. make sure the woman is on "that time of the month".
3. lie the guy down so that he is facing upwards.
4. the woman then sits down on his face and gyrates her pelvic region in a circular fashion. (doing the sumo tap on the inside part of the legs before commencing is optional)
would you like a vermont lasagna for dinner?
vermont lasagna by Mr. Lasagna January 2, 2009

Bitch Lasagna

When a level 1043 meme lord send a a brutal attack upon the rising popularity of ethnic content.
Anon dissed the ever loving fuck out of Japan. Man pulled a real bitch lasagna.
Bitch Lasagna by HowBahNah October 9, 2018