landing strip

The pubic hair above the vagina, neatly and precisely trimmed.

I hit that landing strip and it wasn't any bigger than Hitler's moustache.

by Guillermo August 25, 2003

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landing pad

A layer of toilet paper laying on the top of the water in the toilet to keep you from getting backsplash.

Luckily the landing pad was there to catch my massive shit.

by kb June 18, 2006

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Red lining it

When you're having unprotected sex with a woman during her time of the month and you pull out to give her a facial and the first line of semen has a red tint due to the menstruation.

I was so caught up in our passionate love making that I totally forgot we'd be Red lining it tonight.

by dvink December 11, 2010

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Nicaraguan Landing Strip

Sexual act in which a female sticks a lit flare in her ass out in the yard, and a male then jumps from the roof or second story of the building and makes insertion upon landing.

Friend: Dude how did you break you leg.

You: The girlfriend wanted to try something new.

Friend: Wait, you didn't try the Nicaraguan landing strip did you?

by FatElbowsAreMyThing April 21, 2014

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The act of refusing to completely remove your pants before intercourse, and choosing instead to just pull your dick out through the fly. While unnecessary and ultimately will result in chafing, it is a very common practice.

Went on a date with Rebecca yesterday, things got hot and heavy fast, didn't even have time to get my pants off, so I was zip-lining her!

by BigDaddyRy August 26, 2017

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