landon

the inability to make up your mind or know what you want.

He was being all 'landon' about it.

by yourworstnightmareinadarkalley August 26, 2011

landon

landon is an ass and a dick he is funny but and exboyfrend of mine were still close freind and if you hit him he will go off he is a rude mother fucker but i like him the way he his anad still have a crush on him but nothing is ever wrong with him if there is he sucks it up and be strong

landon is lovly and so nice he is a somewhat a good person

by kk13angelina October 1, 2018

Landon

A gay faggot who masturbates to his mom.

Oh shit that boy is a Landon.

by Somewhiteboi February 10, 2018

Landon

The strange kid in the corner that looks a lot like Elvis Presley and insists he is good at sports. Although, many say he uses WAY to much hair gel.

Person: have you seen that kid that looks like Elvis?

Person 2: you mean Landon?

by 😶😳🤖😱😔😐😂😀😅🦄 August 2, 2017

Landon

A perverted pig, if you let him baby-sit your child he will kill them. He is trash at fornite and is short as hell

Landon is such a perv

by Moriah123 November 1, 2019

Landon

Probably the coolest dude you know! Lowkye probably also looks like a dog.

Person 1 : " wow that dude has a face of a landon"
Person 2 : "thats actually a dog..."

by 677362626 March 10, 2016

Landon School

So basically, Landon is a 4-12 school that plays in the IAC for athletics. They try to compete with superior schools like Georgetown Prep and Gonzaga but fail miserably. Landon is known as a homosexual school, for rich people. Landon kids think they are from the hood when in reality their parents go to 3 country clubs, own 6 cars and live in a 20 million dollar mansion. Landon kids are also known for beating and abusing women, they also think it is okay to do that. Overall, if you go to landon your future is going to be in prison or working as a low level accountant that makes less than minimum wage.

Female: SOME Landon School GUY RAPED ME!!
Landon Kid: You’ll be fine don’t worry

by Duvraj Alahamine June 4, 2020