by Onomatopeeinya November 21, 2020
Get the Listening to grandpas jukeboxmug. An excuse to give your girlfriend/s.o. so you can go out and cheat with your head of HR mistress.
Works great if you're a CEO of a company.
Works great if you're a CEO of a company.
"Hey babe, where are you? You havent been responding to my calls/texts."
"Oh baby I'm just out listening to Coldplay with the bois! I'll be back soon."
"Oh baby I'm just out listening to Coldplay with the bois! I'll be back soon."
by Mrs.Nezbit2294 July 18, 2025
Get the Listening to Coldplay with the Boismug. Person: "OMG WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING!"
You: "Listen I wa-"
Person: "NO YOU LISTEN TO ME WHY WOULD YOU FUCK MY DAD THINKING IT WAS ME"
You: "Are you even listening to me?"
You: "Listen I wa-"
Person: "NO YOU LISTEN TO ME WHY WOULD YOU FUCK MY DAD THINKING IT WAS ME"
You: "Are you even listening to me?"
by YoCheeseJesus June 24, 2021
Get the Listeningmug. A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
Get the Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!mug. a)When you're tired and some bitch keeps asking you to spill the "t" on a friend
b) things you say when you tired of stupid questions and you got red hair
c) protecting your gay friend's business
b) things you say when you tired of stupid questions and you got red hair
c) protecting your gay friend's business
by Biltrav November 2, 2021
Get the Listen, Emeraldmug. by 𝘋𝘢𝘺𝘴 October 1, 2021
Get the October 2nd listen to your boyfriend daymug. That on-listener sure picked the wrong time to drop in for a listen. Now they think I am a serial killer
by Joe Deez May 12, 2020
Get the On-listenermug.