Floor lamp

Lamp found on floor

The floor lamp is on the floor

by Playboi.jerr March 19, 2023

hamster lamp

The sexual act of inserting a hamster into the anal cavity of your partner. To complete this you must also make a tiny lamp shade hat to put on the hamster's head.

Guy: hey honey, on my way home I went into the pet store and bought a hamster for you

Girl: oohhhhh, you wanted to try the hamster lamp didn't you?

Guy: ummm no that is a horrible thing todo

by 96blaze January 6, 2014

Rubbing the lamp

Rubbing the lamp means stroking a penis to ejaculation.

She was rubbing the lamp good, my genie came out hard!

by Lynialyn January 13, 2020

It's all lamps

A phrase often yelled by a disgruntled old man who cannot find what he is looking for.

"What do you mean this is a hardware store it's all lamps?!"

by mongoes March 20, 2012

Moon Lamp

A lamp shaped like a moon

Aw man I will never get a moon lamp

by Ariel Aries March 29, 2021

daddy lamp

Abusive sugar daddy

Chris Brown is Rihannas daddy lamp

by secretly.hate.all.these.bitche January 19, 2017

lamp nigger

A "lamp nigger" is an African American man that switches on and off your lights without you knowing.

-Did you turn the light off?
-No, it was propably the lamp nigger.

by LampNigger September 22, 2017