kevin 

loud, annoying, obnoxious he is someone you want to kill every time you hear his voice, he is short, and weak he could get beat up by a feather

omg i HATE kevin i want to punch him

kevin by cxdfghjmnbvcfdgtyhujk,mjnbvfc May 3, 2019

Kevin 

A shitty manager who has no emotion and constantly pulls starters early and replaces them with the bullpen, usually to less than stellar results; a pussy

Bob: Climb that tree.
Joe: No, I’m scared.
Bob: Stop being such a fucking Kevin.

Kevin by pizzajona August 12, 2019

Kevin 

Kevin’s are a fat ugly fuck, unibrow and un healthy, fish bowl in hockey, bench warmer and the friend groups rag doll

Kevin is so weird

Kevin by Mr ottigali September 9, 2019

Kevin 

A guy named Kevin is usually an aesthetic simp that enjoys Travelers Club Vodka, eating ass pre-workout, purchasing tinder gold, and screaming rip Cris rip Sam while listening to country music and drowning his sorrows in shitty vodka.

I cant believe that guy he is such a Kevin.

Kevin by Fact=Fact April 9, 2020

Kevin 

A dry person who has no emotions laughs like a cardboard box and has a beer belly. His voice puts you to sleep and he is the boy version of a Karen. Most kevin's are known to be born in the 90's.

Kevin : Guys do your work

Felisha : No, you already bored me to my death

Kevin by shdjhsdvsvw3 September 9, 2020

Kevin 

Kevin is basically a kid with a huge penis. Although it’s huge girls tend not to like him because he is very unattractive. Socially awkward.

Kevin is so awesome!

Kevin by Eekiekeekie December 2, 2018

Kevin 

Normally a pice of shit and sucks di- I mean uhh hehe he is normally gay

kevin lemme smash

Kevin by I eat elmers glue January 26, 2019