Kelly and
intriguing individual with many layers, like a human onion designed upon many subjects such as football and when he’s not talking about football he’s talking about football. A Kelly is always open to discuss any global subject so long as it starts with football and finishes with football with football
in the middle. A Kelly knows everything about football and nothing about everything.
Question ‘do
you know what Kelly is up to?’ Yes, he is
over there bending that poor souls ear about football - I won’t even mind but that guy is a gymnast
Doing a Kelly could be described as
watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football
It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’