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Kelly is usually a taller laid back guy, who sometimes will “accidentally” kick kids into a non verbal state, some times resulting in non verbal autism.
He totally just Kelly’s that little girl!
Kelly by Joeybenefiel May 18, 2023
Kelly and intriguing individual with many layers, like a human onion designed upon many subjects such as football and when he’s not talking about football he’s talking about football. A Kelly is always open to discuss any global subject so long as it starts with football and finishes with football with football in the middle. A Kelly knows everything about football and nothing about everything.
Question ‘do you know what Kelly is up to?’ Yes, he is over there bending that poor souls ear about football - I won’t even mind but that guy is a gymnast

Doing a Kelly could be described as watching paint dry only with some reprobate weasel in your ear talking about football

It’s even been said if you rearrange all the letters in the word ‘football’ you get ‘Ear Ache Kelly’
Kelly by drunkenlobbo May 28, 2023
Hey, can I bum one icecold kelly(cigarette)
Kelly by Gjeo June 6, 2023
Shes a hoe and loves to get trained. Shes a bitch.
Kelly by anonymous January 17, 2024
wow that guys a poopy head must be named kelly
kelly by A logan March 5, 2024
That bitch is a real kelly
Kelly by salt racoon March 10, 2024