Kardashian

A really rich dog!

Person:You have a kardashian?
Me:Yes it poops out gold!

by Fake Hooman February 02, 2024

Kardashian

While skiing or snowboarding one sticks to exclusively black runs.

Dude I Kardashianed the whole way down!! It was sick!

by Wardy79 March 15, 2023

Kardashian

A girl who wears so much makeup and plastic their genetically related to barbie

Uh look its that kardashian

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 06, 2021

Kardashianed

Someone who chews up and spits out men or changes their gender

You got kardashianed so bad!

by Kingling March 30, 2022

Kardashian-kissed

Term used to describe the intimate connection made with a person when you sit down on a toilet seat they previously warmed up.

"Uhg, I just Kardashian-kissed Mike from accounting."

"Jesus, how gross. My Uncle Ron got crabs from a truck stop that way... weren't there any other stalls? "

"No, dude, I couldn't hold it."

by otterpop206 December 14, 2013

Christ Kardashian

Mainly used to describe a hot and thicc woman who is also a good Christian. But no matter how great of an ass they've got they almost never do anal sex.

I saw this hot lady in church today with a great ass. She was such a Christ Kardashian, but I as a Christian know better not to do anal sex (hey it hurts anyway so why even bother doing it in the first place?)

by CelticEagle February 11, 2019

Kardashianize

to spend an unnecessary amount of money on something

-OMG, I'm totally going to the mall to Kardashianize!

by DanielSan123 December 13, 2016