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Ketchup Smooch

The act of smacking someone in the face with a dirty tampon...usually done as a prank but may also be an expression of affection.
Example 1)

Jeff: I'm still cleaning Krista's uterine lining out of my ear after that Ketchup Smooch she gave me last night.....

Example 2)

Baby Momma: If Myles doesn't start paying child support he's gonna get a ketchup smooch
by #ketchupsmooch January 19, 2016
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Cock Ketchup

When a girl is bleeding out of her vagina (aka her period) we will call this cock ketchup
When harry was putting his cock in sallys buns, kate asked them if they wanted some cock ketchup with those buns
by Sliky vagina August 14, 2010
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Ketchup Face

A guy or girls face after he or she goes down on a woman who is on her period.
We knew Maureen was on her period because when John came out of her room he had a total Ketchup Face.
by Jake B. and Meghan A. October 30, 2009
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Garlic Ketchup

Another word for vagina, used to describe vagina, or code so no one knows what you are talking about.
Senerio: You with with your best friend and another close friend describing the sex you had with your best friends sister. Dude, that Garlic Ketchup I had last night was the best!
by Adam Schmidt October 7, 2006
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Ketchup Dick

Your a ketchup dick
by Cox99 May 24, 2018
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Ketchup Chips

When a girl doesn't shower for several days after her period, and the blood dries into chip-like scabs.
John: Man, that girl last night was insatiable, but she was so nasty. She had ketchup chips all over.
by notplo December 31, 2008
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Ketchup chip

The possible, if not probable, aftereffect on one's peen of having sex with a lady during her special lady time.
"I thought it was a voodoo curse, but turns out I just got ketchup chipped."
by Gross Hank December 31, 2008
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