keegnasty

Don't let him fool you and get near that ass with his dirty digits. He's not late because he's walking Rambo, he's out collecting beaver skins for the shrine of yo daddy. You little beaver ass bitch. He aint takin yo shit, he's skippin stones across the street with Js of his feet. Cake.

We meetin at 9, or on keegnasty time?

by MistaCy August 22, 2020

keemstar moment

do something bad then act like you didnt do it

person 1: bro why you shoot that baby!
person 2 : are you being racist man is this because im white.
person 1: you are being such a keemstar moment dude.

by chucken nugites October 26, 2020

keegan

Keegan is a human being that does normal things

me: "yo Keegan"
Keegan: "E"

by billybobjoepo October 21, 2020

Keesa

By common knowledge, Keesa is the most amazing and gorgeous person you could ever meet. Keesa's usually have a laidback personality but can get hostile when the things and people she loves are threatened. Every Keesa needs a hug. If you ever meet a Keesa, ask them to be your friend and they will not refuse. All Keesas are superior. If you have in your life, consider yourself one of the luckiest people on earth.

"I can't believe Keesa is in my life."
"Oh my gosh, I wish I had a Keesa, they're the best."

by penisb0yy December 27, 2020

Keegrain

Keegan is a girl so sweet, kind, and incredibly beautiful she makes every girl swoon. Any girl who has a Keegan is so damn lucky to have her. Keegan plays video games and stays awake for the girl she loves. She would do anything for her. Any girl lucky enough to have a Keegan better keep her. She will do anything to make you laugh, or smile. She brightens up everyone’s day.

:)

Girl- i love Keegrain

Person- No shit! Who doesn’t ?

by @mxundo February 5, 2021

Keegan Ried

A very shitty man who lies to everyone about how things happened and always plays the victim. A Keegan Ried is manipulative and takes advantage of people who love him. He will make others feel bad if he doesn't get what he wants from them. A Keegan Ried is not reciprocal and will let you drown if it comes to that situation. He is unattractive, but he thinks everyone is sexually attracted to him. A Keegan Ried is a sex addict, and he loves having sex with men. However, Keegan Rieds reject their homosexuality and hide behind a "I'm a straight man of God" mask. Be careful if you encounter a Keegan Ried. They are natives of North Texas. Keegan Ried looks like the bastard son of Pee Wee Herman and Gollum from Lord of the Rings.

Jenna: My ex is going around getting free stuff from everyone and making them feel bad for him. He is telling them that I kicked him out for no reason. He is not telling people that I caught him cheating on me with two guys!!!
Claire: I'm sorry girl, it seems like your ex is a Keegan Ried.

Nathan: Come on man, pay my rent.
Jonah: No bro, I paid for it last month. I have to save money for college.
Nathan: Fuck you then! I can't believe your education is more important than the living situation of your best friend.
Jonah: Chill bro!!! Stop being a Keegan Ried!!!

Victor: I can't believe that Roy lied about me. I've been helping him financially for two months and he told everyone that he's been on his own all this time!
Bryan: Sorry bro, I have no doubt that Roy is a Keegan Ried.

by TexasRealNativeSon October 28, 2021

Keeshawn

A Keeshawn is a loving person that never gives up and keep trying know matter what he loves every body and will have your back in times of need like fight and his in love with god and he very athletic and funny.

Keeshawn loves football

by Doomkeke111 September 28, 2021