Dirty Kartavia

when your 69ing and she both shits and squirts but your to lazy to get up so you lick it off

"nah i cant eat" "why?" "she pulled a Dirty Kartavia man" "lucky"

by the suc June 2, 2020

Garfield Kart

The first ever game in the Garfield kart series. People still argue to this day that its the greatest game ever created because of its extensive and deep lore. Garfield Kart 1 was the first to reveal that lyman is absent from the game because of him actually being dead and his corpse is locked in Jim Davis´s basement. Garfield Kart has also had an amazing speed running community that is still active and running to this day. The much anticipated sequal to Garfield kart (Garfield Kart: Furious Racing) is not as lore extensive as its first outing but it still has a good story and a compelling and emotional moment at the end that made us all cry.

dude did you hear about the new theory matpat made on Garfield Kart? Yeah! but he got some things wrong like the odie dreaming theory.

by Milky Potato December 9, 2020

Dildo-Karate

a form of fighting in the medieval times where dildos are used for fighting. There are 3 rounds of fighting who ever loses gets kidnapped and sent to the sex dungeon to suffer. If you successfully win, you get to fuck the sexy thot teacher from highschool and get crowned as "Dildo-Master Sensei Cummist". And they get to praise you!!! And have sex with every girl something called "giving them the blessing".

Dildo-Karate is amazing

by quartz89 February 1, 2022

fluffy unicorns can karate

It's another way to say F--- without actually swearing :D

Oh fluffy unicorns can karate!

by TheNinjaPenguinOverlord February 20, 2011

Alan the Karate Kid

An untamed beast of 1998 that killed the doctor by choking him with his vagina during birth. He now roams the streets of New York. Beware of him, if you see him, he will be swinging himself back and forth on two rails and saying that the best weapons on Earth are bare hands. Sometimes he likes to finger his pets and slurp the slime off his finger. Beware, Alan might be in your room at night, under your bed and with your cat.

Guy One: Did you see that kid?
Guy Two: No, why?
Guy One: He was running around in his underwear trying to finger cats.
Guy Two: What the fuck? He must Alan the Karate Kid.
Guy One: All hail the Karate Overlord

by Slurpinslime December 9, 2013

Search Karate

A competition where people with different types of smartphones race to search the Internet to answer a question.

It usually flares up between people full of either iPhone or Android pride. Anyone with a Blackberry is left in the dust.

Me: Hmm. I wonder how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

Eliot: "I'll find out with my iPhone."

Matt: "No way, Galaxy S4 is better."

Me: "SEARCH KARATE!!"

<Everyone proceeds to whip out their phone and search the answer>

Stevie: "No fair, I have a Blackberry :( "

by halpwr May 9, 2013

Drunk Girl Karate

When a girl who's BAC level reaches too high, she becomes unstable. This may result in a serious of furious attacks of unknown reason. The motions of the attack are generally misguided flailing of hands in the air and occasional kicking. This is known as Drunk Girl Karate.

Guy1: Dude, Kritstin got so drunk last night, she attacked John for no reason!

Guy2: Totally whipped out some drunk girl karate on his ass.

by Sharkman311 September 23, 2009