judge rizzden

A brainrot variant of the the villain Judge Holden from the novel Blood Meridian. He had many brainrot variants of quotes from the novel, such as “whatever in Ohio exists without my Fanum, exists without my tax”

“Towering over them all was Judge Rizzden, and he is naked gooning”

by Bartholomew Kuma February 16, 2025

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Judge, Jury, and Executioner

A commonly used idiom that refers to someone who takes on all three roles in a situation. This person not only makes decisions about guilt or innocence but also carries out the punishment themselves.

Jake: Listen here, Emma. I’m your counselor, therapist, personal shopper, life coach, and if need be, your Judge, Jury, and Executioner

Emma: Uhh... did you just say 'executioner' and 'therapist' in the same sentence?

Jake: I like to cover all bases. Keeps things interesting

by PJ BW April 3, 2025

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Sane as a judge

If you say that someone is as sane as a judge, you are saying that he/she is in good mental health and can think and behave very rationally. This idiom comes from the fact that judges decide who is either sane or insane in a court.

Son who thinks he's insane when he's not: Dad, considering my mental health issues, do you think I'm insane? I'm kind of worried.

Dad: That's not true, my son. I wholeheartedly believe you're as sane as a judge.

by Info2go April 9, 2025

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<Y Esa Estupides>The Judge Of Spofford<Y Esa Estupides>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

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Judge

THE LAWS ON THE BOOK (AT SOME POINT) NEED TO BE ARBITRATED CHARLIE!

Hym "The law is irrelevant until a Judge makes a decision as to whether or not you actually did the thing."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2023

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Judge Mathis

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In the first season of the Judge Mathis show, Leslie (Pallotta) Merrill, a former news anchor for WPGH Pittsburgh became the show's court reporter. Her role was to interview the litigants after Judge Mathis passed judgment and rendered his verdict on each case.29 She left the show after season 1. For the reminder of the series, Judge Mathis did not have a court reporter.

by SPrice1980 August 25, 2023

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