Juan Dixon

The most outstanding, most decorated players to ever grace the floor of Cole Field House.

Also see University of Maryland God

Foul him so he can show you his 91% free throw shooting ability

Also allow him room on the three point line so he can make it rain

I don't wanna be like mike and I am not Tiger Woods. I want Juan Dixon in mouth

by boobooboo1 March 30, 2010

the chosen juan

The perfect person to help you with a job.

I needed to find the chosen Juan to help me finish sealing the deck, so I checked Home Depot and Craigslist.

by stripeypajamas March 08, 2017

Juan Doe

An unknown Mexican, usually in reference to a deceased person or an unidentified suspect of Mexican heritage.

They're looking for a Juan Doe in connection with the bank robbery.

They found a Juan Doe floating face down in the river.

by JJ Kracker April 03, 2012

Juan Marco

If you ever encounter a Juan Marco, please proceed with caution. He is let alone the most attractive/sexiest male you will ever lay your eyes on. He’s too sexy for his shirt, that it hurts.

Dear god i wish I was Juan Marco

by strigoisam October 15, 2021

Juan Logic

When someone doesn't understand a Jake Joke

Person 1: I just found the only rhythm game you can beat me in
Person 2: Another*
Person 1: What do you mean another?
Person 2: Cmon man don't act like you have Juan Logic

by Megabotx7 November 11, 2018

Bill Juan

A thinly veiled code for the phrase "build one", meaning to roll and smoke a spliff.

Normally a suggestion that it might be that time.

Yo homie is Bill around?

Have you seen my associate Mr. Juan today? First name: Bill?

I think I should win the Carlos Bill Juan prize for being a fucking ledge.

by BillJuan July 02, 2010

juan manuel

A man who has the best hair cut ever. ALl the ladies follow him wherever he goes. He puts them under a trans which never expires

OMG look at that juan manuel

by JMisdabest February 13, 2018