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Jonny Sosa

A hot, fine as mexican guy who is athletic and plays soccer. He is sexy in bed, he has a big cock and will fuck you til death. He is a hoe but when someone stands out, he’s loyal. Get a Jonny Sosa.
“Have you seen Jonny Sosa.? He’s so hot.!”
by sexy typer January 12, 2019
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top jonny bananna

(1) Something done exceptionally well.
(2) An excellent person who’s done something fantastic.

Phrase recorded by 851.
He’s caught that criminal. Top Jonny Bananna.

That Ikea Cupbiard was put together in record time. Top Jonny Bananna.
by Matt 852md July 8, 2018
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Jonny

A trans women that can’t physically do anything because she is a stupid moron and can’t do anyone because she is sad and lonely
“Jonny is lonely I’m gonna talk to her” “no eww stay away from her”
by The sausage is always right January 18, 2019
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Jonny Two Texts

Noun.

1. A person who perpetually responds to all mobile conversations with very long-drawn out messages that could easily be expressed succintly with a few words.

2. A guy who always writes hilariously long messages to everyone, including people he met the night before whilst inebriated.

3. An infamous Scandinavian Mafia ringleader who purposely sent two texts to Johnny Cochran and seriously got busted.
Fockin' Jonny Two Texts, his texts are amazing but i never read them becuase i dont have enough time read all that shit.
by Nojbackwards September 13, 2018
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jonny sausage

AYE, YO JONNY SAUSAGE HOW YOU DOIN?
by yodogspjs May 22, 2018
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jonny vang

Jonny Vang is the most weirdest but thicccccest beast alive and he like to eat lots of corn 🌽
Jonny Vang: want to eat corn
Me: HECK YA!
by FAN OF JONNY 69 November 25, 2019
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