The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.

Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

jonny price

Drinkin an excess of red dye, which in turn gets you very wild. After doing so it is the act of being a complete and uttter faggot for the rest of the night

Dude i totally pulled a jonny price last night.......I woke up and literally shit a squirell.

by Bopri November 1, 2010

frozen jonny

A shit in a condom frozen used for a dildo.

Jenna "Pass me the frozen jonny!!!"

by Moncho123yehyt May 18, 2019

Jonny Furber

An Irish Gypsie

Bill: “Hey john I heard there’s a Jonny Furber in town”
John:”Oh no he might steal our shoes!”

by creamkebab April 25, 2019

jonny sausage

GANGSTA BOI COMIN AT YA

AYE, YO JONNY SAUSAGE HOW YOU DOIN?

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018

Jonny depp

A emo pirate

Not many Jonny Depp these days

by Qwerty-slay queen💅🏻👑 October 23, 2025

Happy jonny

A happy jonny is that one kid we all know who can just annoy the living shit out of you

I was trying to get some work done when that happy jonny over there came to "help me"

by [e-mail] August 30, 2016