keandrian qynzel jones

Keandrian Qynzel Jones AKA KanKan is the greatest rapper to ever do it. his asian colleague “TwoCupTerry” is also pretty cool. all of my n***** we goin to hell🤪

person: “have u heard that new keandrian qynzel jones!”
other person:”yea”

keandrian qynzel jones by spongebobs lil cousin March 27, 2022

casey jones 

The hockey-masked vigilante from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In volume one of the Mirage Studios TMNT comic books he became a vigilante due to watchin' too many cheesey vigilante cop shows. His first appearence was Raphael #1. He uses sports equipment as weapons. He carries his weapons in a golf bag. The weapons that he carries in his golf bag are: two baseball bats, a hockey stick, a golf club, and sometimes a cricket bat.

Casey Jones: Look out, scum of New York--Casey Jones rules!

casey jones by James Grimmer September 14, 2005

andruw jones

Legendary outfielder for the atlanta braves. Yeah he won gold gloves and all that but what makes him a legend is his appearance in court during The Gold Club (atlanta strip club) scandal. Jones went to a party hosted by owner of the club, during said party Jones fucked two strippers in front of several people. Here's what happened when asked about it in court.

Prosecutor: What were the women doing?
Jones: Lesbian action
Prosecutor: What did you do?
Jones: Both of 'em. (With a look on his face that said 'What the fuck you think I did?')

Now we know why Andruw Jones is always smiling, it's all that lesbian action.

andruw jones by atl princess April 24, 2005

Indiana Jones it 

when you wake up on the kitchen floor after a crazy party, you search the place for the fedora you lost the night before and you book it out of there faster than someone can say "boom goes the dynamite."

Sean: Dude, you were so messed up at the party last night.
Drew: Yea man, I had to Indiana Jones it outta there.

Indiana Jones it by NoMSG September 29, 2010

Mumkey Jones 

An edgey YouTuberwho gained prominence due to his satirical anime reviews and School Shooter content. He wrote a book called the triflers and is currently writing a book with sheepover called diary of a supreme gentleman a version of Elliot Rodger's Manifesto in the style of diary of a wimpy kid he is also currently trying to get in the upcoming film in the cool cat saves the kids series entitled cool cat stops a school shooting he has gotten into some drama due to his edgey content and his fans. He was kicked out of the procrastinaters podcast due to a bunch of his fans playing very mild pranks on endless Jess who couldn't handle it and gave the PCP an ultimatum keep either him or mumkey. Digi to aka digibronymlp is the leader of the PCP and made a video shitting on mumkey. in turn, a bunch of mumkey's fans showed just how much digibro contradicted himself and how much of an hypocrite he is. Mumkey is a character who has the traits of being edger than the sharpest sword, extremely depressed constantly wants to kill himself and is an alcoholic. Other characters on his YouTube channel are jumkey mones, mumkey's long lost twin cousin, and assburger

Elliot:"Mumkey Jones released a new edgey video today"

Alexa:"really? I thought he killed himself already"

Mumkey Jones by H1ROYUKI May 23, 2018

casey jones 

1. an infamous train conductor who pushed the limits of speed and rounded a bend only to ram another train head-on
2. one who drives erratically
3. a famous Grateful Dead song

Did you see Casey Jones there barrelling down the road in that borracho helmet?

casey jones by JimbAround July 3, 2005

retard jones 

a downright stupid and worthless being that usually wear (but are not limited to) velcro shoes and can't think for themselves and speak in a foreign tung .

hey retard jones what you lookin at i ain't got no porkchop sandwiches for you.

retard jones by kalisz June 14, 2010