Jon Heder

He's flippin' awesome!! Unknown to most people, hes the dude who played Napoleon Dynamite in one of the greatest movies of all time!!!!!!
HeCk YeS!!

A fRiCkIn' 12 GuAgE, wHaT dO yOu tHiNk?!?
by sKaTeBoArDiNgiSnOtAcRiMe!!! February 22, 2005
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Jon Karel

An extremely technical drummer with styles in Metal, Jazz and Latin percussion. He has played drums for such acts as The Sawtooth Grin, The Number Twelve Looks Like You and Horse the Band. He is, without a doubt, the worlds most diverse drummer, if not the best.
After watching Jon Karel's drum solo at the Number Twelve Looks Like You show, I went home, lit my drumset on fire and sawed off both my arms!
by Niftee July 05, 2010
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big jon

1)a big guy who loves to drink beer and get high.

2) very good story teller, no one knows if he stories are true, or how they come about, but they sure do make good high conversations.

3)best roller of the piff in the land.

1) yo big jon drank to much and smoked to much so he had bad dominoes again.

2) dude, last nite i went to canada with my frat, and got jerked off by a stripper, after that she went n bought me piff. omg man it was fucking awesome.

3) look at the perfection, no one rolls better then me.
by sir smoke a-lot April 08, 2007
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Jon Ossoff

He’s that one hot ass white dude that ran for senate in Georgia. He’s so hot. I want him lmfao. Everyone does. He’s like a sexy beast. Giving me Shemar Moore vibes. Pls hmu Jon!!
Friend: who ran for office in Georgia? He’s hot.
Y/N: Jon Ossoff. He’s so hot pls.
by karentrump January 08, 2021
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to pull a Jon

Excessive masturbation as to cause extreme and permanent pain in one's spinal column. Serious cases can lead to imobility and possibly impotency.
Josef was unable to play basketball, since he pulled a Jon last night.
by Chris April 20, 2005
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Jon Stewart

Someone who is and always will be 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
times better and smarter than Glenn Beck.
(Regarding a CNN anchor's unwillingness to challenge a guest who used phony statistics to prove a point.)

'Why don't you call them on their bullshit?! You're an anchor for fuck's sake!'-
Jon Stewart
by starwarsgeek133 September 05, 2010
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jon stewart

Born Jon Stuart Leibowitz, he is the current host of The Daily Show. Jon began as a stand-up comic without much success; his first few shows bombed miserably. He took over The Daily Show from Craig Kilborn in 1999, since then the show has won multiple emmys and a Peabody. Jon is 42 years old and lives in NYC with wife Tracey and young son Nathan.
-"Did you watch The Daily Show last night?"
-"Yeah, Jon Stewart was hilarious!"
by darkochick October 02, 2005
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