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Jared Bomber

a paper airplane marked "jared bomber" that appeared in Mr. Arizpe's 8th period spanish period from 2006-2007. Everyone made these and threw them while the teacher was out of the room. When he comes back he reads a plane and calls jared to the front of the class thinking it was him who marked his name on all the planes. Jared walks up, ALL red, and in a crying high pitched voice says " They all make fun of me!! =" and pointed 5 kids out, all later screamed at by the psycho mr arizpe.
DUDE ITS JARED BOMBER! GO CRY BITCH :D
by jbomber22 October 5, 2008
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Jared

A viagra baby, that has a receding hairline like the polar ice cap, and uglier than shit.
Colby:You look like Jared
Max:NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by A dude Jared knows March 25, 2017
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Joker (jared leto)

Hottest Joker to ever exist in the DC universe. Needed more screen time in Suicide Squad , and hopefully will eventually get his own movie.
Unlike the comics, he loves Harley Quinn dearly, and would do anything for her. Their relationship may not be perfect, but we all ship it anyways.
Person A: Have you seen Joker (jared leto) in Suicide Squad?
Person B: Of course! He's so goddamn sexy. I wish he got more than 10 minutes of screen time though...
by asianbbg September 12, 2016
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Jared

a total stud from Cali.
my boyfriend, my favorite, my love.
loves the Lord, loves his friends, loves his family.
will someday be an amazing husband and dad.
needs to come eat a mango with me, enjoys breakfast food, hates cherry flavored items. he's a eagle scout.
and he's mine.
everyone loves Jared who wouldn't? i sure do.

that guy is such a Jared wow, i want him.
by Kelcy February 6, 2008
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Jaredd

She is a beautiful girl. Everyone is absolutely jealous of her body.

Jaredd is the type of girl who won't lie to you, she'll always be honest.

She is a great friend and also a great enemy.
"Oh my god, Look at her!"
"Do you know her? What's her name?"
"She must be a Jaredd!"

"Damm, she's hot."
by FetusForLife August 18, 2013
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Jared

That one guy who gets a girlfriend somehow but doesn’t know how to treat her and dry humps her in front of her friends. He’ll talk to other girls and call his girlfriend annoying for wanting a little more attention because Jared pays more attention to his side hoes. Seems like a cool guy at first by absolutely sucks at relationships.
by HighAutisticRetard April 3, 2019
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jared

a gay right handed man that thinks he is good at everything and feels that google is the beholder of all.
by battery8765 January 3, 2009
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