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jewtacular

What HyperSilkence is.
That guy had bad facial hair and wore a funny hat, but he was also emo!

It must have been that fag spencer!
by Teh Penguin February 15, 2005
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Jethro Tull

Jethro Tull invented the seed drill; he was part of the group that created scientific farming as we know it. Also an overrated prog rock band with an electric flute player.
When the history teacher told us Jethro Tull invented the seed drill, we laughed like crazy.
by aleclair August 22, 2005
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Jewtard

Jewtard (noun):

1) Someone who knows so little about the Jewish religion that they are retarded.

2) Someone who acts so stereotypically Jewish that they are retarded.
1) Rachael didn't know that the Jews celebrate their Sabbath on Friday night, she's such a jewtard.

2) Micah only goes to that bar on Tuesday nights because it $1 beer night, he's such a jewtard.
by MrFnBMore March 2, 2010
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jumping jewhosaphat

a fine phat jewish ho who listens to van halen's album 1984 (specifically 'jump')
I drove by an elementary school and saw a bunch of jumping jewhosaphats.
by bigheadborza March 9, 2005
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Jewch

Examples are; That Jewch really smells! I got some Jewch on my chin. Use it any way you want to, you Jewch.
by Cowsta December 13, 2013
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JewGhetto

A stupid motherfucker that thinks he jewish but ain't. wasn't choosen for a reason. always tryin to take my stacks with his jewhands.
"get off my porch jewghetto"
by McStabbin April 3, 2009
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jewtastic

your mom makes the most jewtastic kosher brownies
by fukata February 23, 2008
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