If you are in the same room with one you will definately know it! He'll be yelling and screaming, arguing with the Christian who simply wants to take a piss without being tapped on the shoulder and being told that he needs God!
Jehovahs Witness: "You need God!"
Christian: "I need to take a piss and the only things that'll help me with that is my penis and if you will SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Christian: "I need to take a piss and the only things that'll help me with that is my penis and if you will SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
by fuck_me_all_night May 14, 2005
Get the Jehovah's Witnesses mug.A splinter movement of the Jehovah's Witnesses that considers excess of 'H's to be an abomination before the Lord. Jehovah's Witnesses believe their group to be founded on a spelling error, but Jehova's Witnesses know that is just the sort of blasphemy those H-lovers would resort to.
G: Hey, I have this friend, he's a Jehova's Witness.
M: Are you sure s/he isn't a Jehovah's Witness, and you just can't spell?
G: That's very narrow-minded of you. I'd have thought you of all people would show respect for other people's religions.
M: In that case I'm a Krystiyan.
G: Really? Could you explain for me what you believe?
M: Are you sure s/he isn't a Jehovah's Witness, and you just can't spell?
G: That's very narrow-minded of you. I'd have thought you of all people would show respect for other people's religions.
M: In that case I'm a Krystiyan.
G: Really? Could you explain for me what you believe?
by spooky cactus July 31, 2005
Get the Jehova's Witness mug.A person who mindlessly causes frustration, inconvenience or loss to another while at the same time not suffering any loss themselves.
Thinking of an example would be so infuriating that my blood pressure would go up and I'd get myself in trouble. That's what it's like when you're the victim of a jewbox!
by Ude January 8, 2009
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Joe was sleeping in his bed at 6 am, then someone knocked at the door. Joe opened the door and to his frustration finds that it's another Jehovah's Witness.
by Jojishi123 December 27, 2011
Get the Jehovah's Witness mug.A descriptive term used to identify cheap bastards who hold onto any cash or cash-worthy item with the ultra strong grasp of a gay virgin's first butt plugging. These individuals will often put money before friends. A hole into which money falls into and is never seen again. JewHole.
Jay- "Hey Paco, the pizza's here. We all pitched in- where's your 5 bucks?"
Paco- "oh, i'll pay you later"
Jay- "oh that Paco is such a JewHole".
Paco- "oh, i'll pay you later"
Jay- "oh that Paco is such a JewHole".
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Did you see that Jehovahs Witness run and jump over that fence when my dog started chasing him
SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)
SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)
by CORNBIOFUEL January 15, 2009
Get the Jehovahs Witness mug.A Jehova's Witness that lives on the streets. Still as annoying as your regular Jehova Witness, but lacking hygiene and often addicted to crystal meth. Will ask you first to convert, then for your spare change.
by Matthew Miner October 29, 2007
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