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Messy Jessie

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A Messy Jessie is any girl who really likes it up the butt and will take it from any guy, anywhere, but also keeps a steady boyfriend who has no idea. A level 2 Messy Jessie is when her boyfriend has heard the stories, but doesn't believe his "little angel" would do that.

Short- MJ, Dirty MJ
Girl 1- That girl has more cum in her ass than a gay porn star.
Girl 2- Yeah, she's a real Messy Jessie.
by FattyMatty November 2, 2012
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When a guy is in the mood for sex and his girl is either not in the mood, or on the rag. He waits for her to fall asleep then busts a load on her leg while she is sleeping and leaves the load there for the rest of the night.
I was so horny last night, but Kelly started her period earlier that day. So i just gave her a fat jessie.
by Dan Hodges September 1, 2008
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Dirty Jessie

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When a woman is on her hands and knees, with one guy getting her from behind and 2 guys slapping her in the face with their penis. The guys rotate until she's got all 3 guy's cum on her face.
Me and 2 of my buds gave my wife a Dirty Jessie at the Moscow party last week. Her face was covered!
by Jizza the Nizza May 24, 2019
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Dirty Jessie

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A dirty Jessie happens when you trip on acid and fall in love with a shoe box, so every time you pop your back after your trip you have the temptation to fuck a shoe box named Nick.
She was down bad after the dirty Jessie she pulled last night. She couldn’t stop thrusting.
by User 173974943081121 September 10, 2021
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screaming great jessie

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Australian slang, imported from Scotland, for a man who although straight behaves in a whiny, complaining and non-masculine manner.
What's wrong with you, you screaming great jessie? Get on that roof and clean out the gutters.
by Slagathor September 22, 2005
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a jessie

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to sit on a woman's tits and thrust until you ejaculate on her hair & face
Chon: yo bubba i pulled a jessie on bridget last night
Bubba: oh damn lmao
by ChonVR December 27, 2011
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