Pizza-jerky

Culinary euphemism pertaining to a week-old slice of pizza that the DOG wouldn't touch, when one is REALLY hungry.

Commonly associated with student or bachelor life-styles...

"Being completely out of Ramen-noodle soup, Dave had pizza-jerky for breakfast".

by StangFtl February 1, 2010

Jerky Mining

The act of digging up a month or more old corpse for the purpose of consumption. Usually performed by Teen aged Goth girls and their morbidly obese 25+ year old boyfriends that probably shouldn't be around children.

"Hey Joe, wanna go Jerky Mining?"

"Went Jerky Mining with the cybergoth crew, we even took photos of us kissing the body for Insta!"

"I saw some of those goth freaks carrying something wrapped in a sheet near the graveyard, I think they went Jerky Mining"

by Kurdaitcha February 2, 2020

jerky sleeves

n.1 low-hanging and dry labia.

n.2 arm coverings made of dried meat.

n.1 The hooker by the bar opened up her legs and i could see her jerky sleeves.

n.2 I had my grandma knit me some jerky sleeves out of the beef that i brought home.

by Tomakazi7322 December 24, 2007

quick jerkies

Or "quick jerky".

Means a really quick wank/fap/masturbation

"Now that's a quick jerky here i'll tell you what" or
"Sorry man gonna take some quick jerkies"

by tsutsutsu February 17, 2020

Jerky Hole

A whole in which one collects Jerky

After I murdered my classroom and shoved them into my JerkHole, I went to my Jerky Hole and had a light snack

by Ishnula January 31, 2018

fish jerky

The smelly snatch of an old hooker

Goddamn cleetus did you actually eat that fish jerky?!

by dickGlitter March 31, 2018

Road Jerky

A highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.

The county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.

by The Plowman November 29, 2012