A person who believes that their only belief is the right belief, tries to inform other people and just ends up frustrating everyone.
Joe was sleeping in his bed at 6 am, then someone knocked at the door. Joe opened the door and to his frustration finds that it's another Jehovah's Witness.
by Jojishi123 December 27, 2011
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Did you see that Jehovahs Witness run and jump over that fence when my dog started chasing him
SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)
SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)
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by Drake V. January 8, 2009
Get the Jenocide mug.A Jehova's Witness that lives on the streets. Still as annoying as your regular Jehova Witness, but lacking hygiene and often addicted to crystal meth. Will ask you first to convert, then for your spare change.
by Matthew Miner October 29, 2007
Get the Jehobo Witness mug.A Christian denomination... have very very very diffrent beliefs then the other denominations have. They are their chruches which are usually called a Kingdom Hall. They tend to knock on doors to get you to join them. You can do either one of three things.
1) Don't answer the door, they'll leave after a minute or leave some of their propaganda litertuare, either that or keep pestering.
2) Answer the door naked or screwing your wife... they'll get freaked out and run away. Or flip the bird.. or aim a shotgun at them. Or sic your dog on them.
3) Let them in and listen to their FUCKING ENDLESS RANT OF DOOM!
1) Don't answer the door, they'll leave after a minute or leave some of their propaganda litertuare, either that or keep pestering.
2) Answer the door naked or screwing your wife... they'll get freaked out and run away. Or flip the bird.. or aim a shotgun at them. Or sic your dog on them.
3) Let them in and listen to their FUCKING ENDLESS RANT OF DOOM!
by AutisticPsycho November 14, 2004
Get the Jehovah's Witnesses mug.People who bang on your door at 6:30 in the morning to pass out various religious pamphlets/magazines in an attempt to recruit you into their "religion."
They are like missionaries without the nerdy bicycles, but slightly more irritating.
Don't take their magazines or pamphlets unless you desperately need something to line your birdcage with.
They are like missionaries without the nerdy bicycles, but slightly more irritating.
Don't take their magazines or pamphlets unless you desperately need something to line your birdcage with.
by SDFojfdo October 27, 2003
Get the Jehovah's Witnesses mug.A christian congregation who are extremely devoted to the bible and want to do what Jesus said "Go ye therefore, and teach all the nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the son, and the Holy Ghost Teaching them to observe all thingswhatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you always, even unto the end of the world." Matthew 28:19-20 (basically Go and mke disciples). If you tell them to go away they will come back because when armageddon comes you can't say no body told me. Just because you've studied the bible doesn't mean you know it. There is alot to learn by doing bible studies with a Witness. :thou believest that there is one God: thou doest well; the devils also believe and tremble" James 2:19 This is a very good scripture for one simple reason believing isn't enough. The devils of this world and past world belives does this mean they will be saved?
by j2k January 1, 2005
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