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forbidden jellyfish

A sex toy that is only the ass portion that has been abandoned on the beach
Randy found a forbidden jellyfish on the beach and now it stings when he pisses
by Unslanted March 18, 2021
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Jellyfishing

When all your boys match your AppleWatch(TM) faces to the jellyfish one and proceed to blow each other.
All right our watches our synced, whip those dicks out and let's get Jellyfishing!
by Sploogelord January 19, 2019
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jailhouse jellyfish

Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish
Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!

Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.

Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 1, 2024
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Detroit River Jellyfish

Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.
by bad boy billy November 14, 2017
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Jellyfishing

Verb: The exaggerated, somewhat fluid, disorganized, and sporadic body movements or gait a person abusing a combination of opiates, benzodiazepines and methanphetamines may exhibit.
Also
He was Jellyfishing all over the place when he got off the train and I knew instantly he was abusing opiates and benzodiazepines again.

She was a jellyfish.

He jellyfished around as we stood there talking.
by NM-lfk May 27, 2018
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Superfast Jellyfish

A youtuber most famous for his hilariously obvious fake blindfold speedrun of Super Mario 64.
Person 1: yo man did you see Superfast Jellyfish fake blindfold speedrun?

Person 2: yes that shit was so bad!
by Im_Verminator January 28, 2023
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