by Unslanted March 18, 2021

When all your boys match your AppleWatch(TM) faces to the jellyfish one and proceed to blow each other.
by Sploogelord January 19, 2019

by Dick tundo June 16, 2024

Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish
Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!
Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.
Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.
Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 1, 2024

Another word for condom.
Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.
by bad boy billy November 14, 2017

Verb: The exaggerated, somewhat fluid, disorganized, and sporadic body movements or gait a person abusing a combination of opiates, benzodiazepines and methanphetamines may exhibit.
Also
Also
He was Jellyfishing all over the place when he got off the train and I knew instantly he was abusing opiates and benzodiazepines again.
She was a jellyfish.
He jellyfished around as we stood there talking.
She was a jellyfish.
He jellyfished around as we stood there talking.
by NM-lfk May 27, 2018

Person 1: yo man did you see Superfast Jellyfish fake blindfold speedrun?
Person 2: yes that shit was so bad!
Person 2: yes that shit was so bad!
by Im_Verminator January 28, 2023
