Javier

An asshole that wont share gummy bears

"have you met Javier?"
"Yeah he is an asshole that wont share gummy bears"

by UR A FAGOTT January 2, 2020

Javier

A gay kid in the hispanic community. Given to kids whos parents dont love them

I named my child javier because I knew he was going to be gay

by Hola2417 June 15, 2016

Javier

Not dedicated Hopeless selfish Belives in him self to much and thinks hes a badass and gets pushed around alot

1 "Lests go Weight lift man "

2"Na man i cant imma go somewhere 2day"

1"o wow man u being javier on me right now"

2"No im serious"

1"Yes u are being javier"

by Javier Haters March 5, 2010

Javier

The name for boys who believe they are good at sex because urban dictionary told them so. Commonly used to angle more grandeur onto the sexual prowess of their oral-sex talented friends.

"Oh, that Javier. They say he's got great sexual prowess."

"Not even! Have you met his friend Bernardo? Now THAT'S sexual prowess."

"You're right! What was I thinking?"

by Fully Moons November 27, 2012

Javier

Javier is a really gay guy that is really mean, talks behind his “friends” back and he loves to smoke weed.

Javier: Ey do you have a lighter?

Friend: For what?

Javier: To smoke my weed

by VatoLoco1811 May 16, 2019

Javid

Bitch boi who runs Golf Notify

Yo, you see Javid cappin about the mute button not workin in discord? What a Javid...

by Sugma Nuts November 11, 2019

Javia

A rare, and extremely contagious, disease that consist of 15 stages originated in Laughlin, Nevada, USA. Symptoms are memory loss, shaking of hands, sore muscles, constant diarrhea, rashes, bad breath, red bumps, pink eye, and no energy to TU. Treated with large doses Knorr Chicken Flavor Bouillon. No cure has been found.

"I'm pretty sure I have Javia."
"What? How?"
"I was with the squad last night and I noticed some red bumps on my skin and I've been forgetting a ton lately!"

by JLuc14 July 29, 2014