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juggling iz cool

an absolute banger song on helluva boss series 2 episode 7 by tom cardy and vivziepop
it goes like

We've certainly got some quality audience tonight folks
Will mister 10 years running come out on top
Or is it time for f r e s h m e a t?

JUGGLING IS OBJECTIVELY COOL
OUR RETURNING CHAMP IS NOBODYS FOOL
BUT WHATS THIS
THE TWINS BRING IT UP TO THE WIRE
ALSO THEYRE ON FIRE
THATS POINTS FOR STYLE (points for style)
THE CROWD GOES WILD (crowd goes wild)
ITS THE PIE GAG AND THE TWINS WANA TASTE
BUT WHATS THIS
HITS FIZZ IN THE FACE
HE TAKES THE CAKE AND HE EATS IT TOO
HES HUNGRY TO WIN AND HES COVERED IN GOO
THATS POINTS FOR CREAM. THE CROWD SCREAMS
BABABALLOONS HES PUMPING EM OUT FROM WHERE IM SITTING I CAN HEAR THE CROWD
NOT GIVE A SHIT CUZ THE TWINS ARE HERE
THEYRE FULL OF SIN AND THEYRE HERE TO WIN
holy moly
things are not looking good for fizzarolli (aka rizzarolli)

what am i doing with my life? that was all from memory
mammon is a big christmas tree :3
helluva boss fan 1: yo you know that s2 ep7 banger?
helluva boss fan 2: wait the one that’s like ‘AWWUUU FUCK YOUU’
helluva boss fan 1: nah that’s 2 minutes notice. i’m talking about juggling iz cool
helluva boss fan 2: ohhh the one that’s like- FROM WHERE AM SITTING U CAN HEAR THE CROWD… NOT GIVE A SHIT CUZ THE TWINS R HERE!!
helluva boss fan 1: y uh
by kindacrustyandmusty January 20, 2024
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jandeling

The act of holding your penis while recovering from jelqing
After a rigorous jelqing session John lays in bed jandeling his pennis while it grows
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Jingling

"Jingling" refers to the action of inserting a number of objects in your rectum until it makes a "jingling" sound when in motion.

It was derived from people attempting to steal items from stores by placing them within their rectum.
Harry was jingling out of Target.
by ARSONGOOSE January 9, 2025
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Janging

Janging is jiggling an empty cocktail glass to show you’re keen to drink another one
I’m janging for another cocktail
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Juggling Junkie

Juggling Junkie: A person who, despite being addicted to substances such as alcohol, ,or hard drugs, effectively manages to maintain their professional responsibilities and personal life. They can be anyone—from a nurse or a doctor to a teacher or a police officer anybody really—and they manage to juggle all aspects of life while keeping their addiction hidden. It’s a rare and complex phenomenon, reflecting both resilience and the challenges of addiction
Lee: You won't believe this, I met this nurse the other day bruv. She's stunning, really fit, but there's a catch—she’s got a serious drug habit.

Frank: No way! And she’s still working as a nurse, bruv?

Lee: Yeah, I asked her, 'Why not get help?' And she said, 'I’d lose my job in the NHS.

Frank: Where does she live, bruv?

Lee: She’s got her own house, a pet dog, a car, and still looks amazing. You’d never guess she’s a juggling junkie, bruv. LOL.

Frank: Init, bruv. LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 17, 2025
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cock juggling thunder cunt

a woman who has no self esteem and has to sleep with many many many people in order to feel good about herself, also said cock juggling thunder cunt must be a very disagreable person i.e. bitch.
"see that bitch right there? i heard she slept with five of her girlfriends boyfriends. fucking cock juggling thunder cunt!"
by Behr July 4, 2008
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AIM-juggling

The act of having multiple conversations at the same time on an instant messaging service, not necessarily AIM, e.g. MSN-juggling, ICQ-juggling, etc. It can also lead to a person's social downfall.
I was talking to Alexis the other day, and I could totally tell she was AIM-juggling me. What really gave it away was when she called me "Lance" and sent me a pic of her totally nekked.
by LoveZoo May 7, 2009
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