Jake

He's just a bit of a prick who says the word epic too much.

Hench Lad: Did you here that Jake got Google Stadia
Female: Yes I did, he also got a Windows phone

by MrNoogin November 12, 2019

Jake

Sexy boi, likes to pass the weed. Friends with mr steal yo girl. Oh my go, he vegan too, but likes meat. Has a friend named Blake who is not cool. He also has horrible YouTube content.

Jake is super cool

by IloveCaden November 6, 2019

Jake

Jake is a sick lad he loves soccer and is sort of tiny
Oh... and hi Jake

Jake is a legend

by Makaio October 27, 2019

Jake

an asshole

fuck you jake

by another florida man May 15, 2020

Jake

Cause I'm a island boy, and I've been tryin' to may...
Oh I'm a island boy
Ay, I'mma just island boy, I'mma just island boy
I'mma get keep that gun, I be just staring at the sun
Nummies I'll fool gazin', I'm like the pool where I'm stayin'
They like "You wanna be famous?" I'm tryna be outdoor gators
I'm gonna be floater boy and get a real down tropical
I'm a island boy I put my vests on, yeah
Like a wug woman tryna make it to the top
I'm a island boy, I been tryin' to make it
Ay, sittin' with the gang gang slang, you ain't just sayin' no cane
Through the storm, through the rain, 'coz we try a home like a lime
From a the island boy, from the Caribbean
Kay, cool, kay, soul koowah ya'll
I'm a island boy

Pretty sure that Jake is a virgin

by Not Jake 69 November 23, 2021

Jake

The sexiest man you will ever see he also plays with this ginger neek whom is also a squeaker called quexey and is the boyfriend of the most handsome ritz

Jake your family tree is looking nice on my timeline!

by Ritzy Boi December 20, 2020

Jake

Jake is the sexiest guy you will ever meet. Although he is sexy he is so sporty if you challenge him to any sport he will embarrass you

Jake is peng

by Hut26 February 3, 2020