Jag kommer Faan trycka dig

Its a sentence in swedish made by Thomas, and it means "I will going to fuck you!"

Kp: Hej thomas!
Thomas: Tjena snygging
Kp: Vill du bli ihop?
Thomas: Ja det vill jag, Hur hårt ska jag trycka dig?
Kp: du ska faan trycka mig 5000!
Thomas: ja, jag kommer faan trycka dig!

by Abdiscoolaliv June 26, 2021

Jag

Wisconsin term used to describe an unknown amount of material.

That's a hell of a jag of firewood you got!

by Deesnuts699696969 March 25, 2022

JAGS

JAGS is an abbreviation that me and a friend came up with when she spelled "haha" wrong, then we made it into Just A Good Saying, and it better take the internet by storm right NOW.

your friend: Where did you come up with that saying???

you: idk it's jags

or

Freind: *makes a joke*

You: lol jags

by Taytertot-like-a-boss March 17, 2019

Baba Jagging

Sucking your friends cock without him noticing

Bro he's Baba Jagging Peter Griffin!!!

by KronoxTheBabaJagger March 10, 2022

Hibbity Jag

A jag is someone who is uptight or inflexible. Overly concerned with rules and order, or is unable or unwilling to relax. To be Hibbity means to send unsteady or contradicting signals.

Bro: Man, Stacie said I should text her, then didn't respond because she didn't want to seem too eager.

Broseph: Sounds like you have a Hibbity Jag on your hands.

by Wantonwonton November 27, 2020

jag

A lag in publishing urban definitions on urbandictionary.com

tinysnowflake to deathtotakemysoul: Urban dictionary is jagging right now, its a pain in the ass...

by DEATHxCOW January 10, 2010

slap jag

Ending of a marriage of relationship followed by a celebration

I'm not in love with him anymore so there's going to be a slap jag

by Ms HattiesHunchesInklings July 16, 2022