Jason

Jason is the guy on sesame street who does fallacious activities to grover the puppet.
Big bird secretly loves to peck at jasons' pecker.

Yo: you gonna come jason my grover bitch?

by Mothaf4ka January 23, 2018

Jason

One who can't commit and is emotionally unavailable. Also known by the names "Hobbit", "Frodo", or "Fig".

When he didn't call me back after dating for two months and telling me that he loved me, I knew he was a total Jason.

by Christine Longbottom July 15, 2008

a jason

the act of whining over something that isnt important.

Bill: Man I cant believe Ted hit me in the face and didnt apologize.

Chris: Quit being a Jason!!

by youknowwhoitis425 April 18, 2010

Jason

a fucking piece of shit, narcissistic bastard. who, if a father, will leave their child. is abusive to the mother and child both emotionally and physically. dont trust a jason

dont be a jason, he'll fuck you over

by thatdankboiiiiiii January 7, 2019

Jason

Little Boy lover

Wow he’s dating that boy he must really be a Jason.

by Delusion karma October 9, 2019

Jason

Gay hoe

you see Jason ? He a gay hoe

by fattymcboomboom February 8, 2019

Jason

A Metal obessed, anti social freak who knows no limits to what he says. But damn that man has a big dick

Wow fuck Jason that faggot

by SilverRaccoon March 22, 2017