inflection deflection

when someone, in an effort to seem like they care, pronounces your name differently every time you see each other to deflect from the fact you have nothing to talk about or are too busy to remember anything about this person

Frank: "Benjamin (BEN juh men), what's new?"
Benjamin: "Well I'm getting married in a month."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! CONGRATULATIONS!"

- 1 month later -

Frank: "So Benjamin (ben juh MEN), how's life?"
Benjamin: "Great. I got married Saturday."
Frank: "NO WAY MAN! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?!"
Benjamin: "I did and your inflection deflection isn't helping."

by I'mTotallyNotDave October 13, 2010

ineption

Completely inept at understanding the film, Inception.

You don't understand Christopher Nolan's latest masterpiece? Talk about ineption.

by bentobox August 5, 2010

Blueberry Inflation

A sub-category of the Inflation Fetish in which a person turns into a human blueberry. Usually through some kind of gum, pie, or liquid. This fetish is mainly known through the popular movie Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, in which a girl named Violet Beauregard chews a stick of gum, turns blue, and fills with blueberry juice until she is completely round and in the shape of a large blueberry.

When I watched that Willy Wonka movie as a kid, I knew I had a thing for Blueberry Inflation

by Coffeecakedemon March 20, 2020

beef injection

to use ones penis to have sexual intercourse.

i'm gonna slip her a red hot beef injection!

by fashanu April 23, 2003

Lethal Injection

The act of ejaculating inside a girl when not wearing a condom when you have HIV/AIDS, thus giving her the disease.

I wouldn't fuck him if I were you, he likes to give girls the lethal injection.

by 35 Home May 10, 2010

inflation

n. An increase in price for goods and services. Also when money loses value, decline in the purchasing power of money.

..."in inflation everything gets more valuable except money"...

by OliverS May 16, 2005

Infectionate

A portmanteau of the words infection and affectionate.

A term used to describe when two people (usually a couple) are being affectionate towards each other by means of cuddling, kissing, and everything else couples do to show their love and affection. But, at the same time of affection, one person in the couple is sick, causing the other to get sick not long after.

Kind of annoying, really.

*A couple cuddling*
Girlfriend: Oh, baby, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: I love you too!
Girlfriend: Oh..... I also have a cold, just saying...
Boyfriend: AHH! YOU'RE BEING INFECTIONATE!

by Sho Fo-Sho March 4, 2011