Flesh Dildo

An object used to pleasure a woman. It is usually very lifelike and attached to the body of a male.

Girl: i'm too shy to masturbate in public
Guy: Well why don't you go back to my dorm?
Girl: I'm not going to masturbate in your room.
Guy: Why not? There's a perfectly good flesh dildo in there.

*silence*

Guy 2: Flesh dildo Enjoy the struggle!

by Fen*Pen September 26, 2010

Pump the Flesh

A variation of the phrase "press the flesh"

"To walk around a room or other location and shake hands with people. Usually done by politicians in an attempt to make friends and garner votes."

the actual pumping of the flesh here refers to the shaking of hands.

John Smith ran a hands-on campaign, travelling to many local towns in order to pump the flesh.

by Sunny_grande11 September 20, 2016

flesh lamps

The immediate aura that surrounds a bare chested women on first taking in the experience....

I saw Kaly’s flesh lamps.... nice

by Themaxx64 January 20, 2018

flesh cutlass

a penis; works great in conjunction with cock holster.

I unsheathed my flesh cutlass and proceeded to go to town on that bitch.

by max42o September 20, 2006

flesh of the gods

psychedelic mushrooms, most often the caps of psilocybin cubensis, or magic mushrooms.

I tripped so hard last night, me and Horus ate some flesh of the gods.

by MCNat November 16, 2009

flesh helicopter

To pull your penis out of your pants and wave it in a circular motion, like the blades of a helicopter.

Sam was plastered during Friday night drinks and when someone dared him to do the flesh helicopter, he whipped it out and fanned the room. The bouncers were not amused.

by Billy Bobby Hornton May 28, 2008

flesh funnel

in other words a vagina.

Thats a hairy flesh funnel.

by Tom L. October 3, 2007