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impules

a more rad version of impulse
bro, in physics today we learned all about impules.
No, youre stupid its impulse.
by Impules February 8, 2018
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Impulse screening

When you instantly screenshot without thinking.
Girl: post ass picture in group on Snapchat
Guy : instantly screenshots
Guy: claims it was impulse screening
Girl: says all good
by Spottablevirus May 20, 2018
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Input Stick

Input stick is when the input of your Joy sticks or buttons remains slightly or fully inputting the press/flick of the controllers controls. Without the controller having any negative affects (ex. Controller being sticky, the thumb sticks being straight, but there’s still input being implemented)
Justin: Dude why do you keep dragging left? Did you spill coke or something on your controller?
Sam: No! My thumb sticks are fine, they’re straight, it must be a glitch in the game or something wrong with the controller. Like input stick.
Justin: never heard of that phrase but ok.
by Illegalpotato July 16, 2018
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Impatient Daan

Someone who doesn’t want to listen and wants to skip to the point. Typically a Dutch man who has little tolerance for people who do things or speak in a slower and focused manner.
Person 1:
‘Which way do you drive to Anouk’s?’

Person 2

‘Well, there are three different routes depending on what day of the week or time, due to traffic, but the easiest route at the moment is to take the road via Rick’s....

Person 2 Interrupted by Person 1

Person 1

‘No, no, no, no, no, surely not, Rick lives the opposite direction from Anouk's. You should drive via Fleur's place, that’s the best route.

Person 2

‘Can’t you just a listen to me? I’m trying to explain the reason why I drive via Rick’s. Stop being an ‘Impatient Daan’.

Person 1

Let me finish! Please stop being an Impatient Daan.
by Toffee&Pecan January 1, 2019
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Impulsivayoga

Alternative yoga poses when they "just happen."
Mike is not stupid to believe he's in the best possible flow state, but, I'm gonna say it to him bluntly; that he's really just doing some impulsivayoga: i've been video taping his whole day and there were 4 occurences, now he's off to write some more academia off of himself.
by trulj January 13, 2019
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impurseonal

Describes a non-affectionate/non-sociable way of treating someone; large cash allowances and/or expensive gifts are substituted for caring "one-on-one" interaction, resulting in said person's feeling well-provided-for but unloved on a personal-warmth level.
Despite a lavish and worry-free upbringing, many "rich kid" humans tend to grow up feeling unloved and lonesome if their impurseonal parents are too busy tending to their financial and social affairs, and thus do not spend enough time showing warmth or interest in their own offspring.
by QuacksO May 21, 2019
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Iputthewateron

It is the amount of time it takes for water to boil and pasta to cook
It will take “Iputthewateron long for us to eat
by Zia/Dinuts September 23, 2019
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