Internet 

A place where anyone can state when the world is going to end, where the automatic images are of trump and Hilary, and where people express opinions they are uncomfortable with in real life because it would cause a malstrom of hate an yelling and anger that can only be enjoyed through a screen where no one has the ability to punch you.

Person 1: I've heard from the internet that the world is ending tomorrow... :)

Person 2: I thought that the world ended last week?

Internet by Duh_psycho May 28, 2018

Internet 

The world's largest repository of pornographic content.

Check out this sweet porn I found on the Internet!

Internet by Longer September 10, 2018

internet 

The place where nightmares are born.

You should show people the internet on Halloween. It's scary.

internet by Felicity Mae November 2, 2018

Internet 

Probably the only thing you need in this time and era.

*the internet is out* "Time to die!"

Internet by Nagi0e November 3, 2018

Internet 

How the fuck do you not know what the internet is. How are you so fucking stupid.

James: My aunt doesn't know what the internet is.
Kevin: Is she fucking retarded?

Internet by CheekClapper6934 December 1, 2018

Internet 

via the internet to update

to update stuff you need an internet router

Internet by caseylovesnicfortnite December 9, 2018

Internet 

The perfect replacement for school, since there are sites like Google and YouTube. It's basically school without the suffering.

Person 1: Why aren't you going to school?
Person 2: Well, I discovered that I had already learned everything from the internet

Internet by Pixelaar December 29, 2018