Hanging wedgie

When your tighty whities are yanked up your ass crack.

I'm a boy, 15 years old and 2 days ago the girl bully gave me the worst wedgie of my life. I was at the lockerooms and she came up behind me and dragged me to the girls bathroom, classes started so no one was in there. She stripped me to nothing but my white tighty whities. She wedgied me and wedgied me, then hung my on a hook. She came back with a laxative (which make you poop like CRAZY) and bags of cold icy water. She glued the water to both of my hands (I was still in the wedgie, hanging) and made me eat the laxative. She then took me outside at recess and hooked me to the flagpole, then went behind and raised it all the way to the top. I was naked hanging on the school flagpole with everyone seeing and taking pics. I peed and pooped every minute. My briefs were pee/poo soaked. I dangled around up there crying. The next day, VERY early in the morning she brought me back to the girls bathroom, laughing at how much I peed and pooped, and gave me a jock lock wedgie and a swirly, then stuffed me in the toilet with a jock lock wedgie and fed me a new laxative... I couldent speak or move.. then a hot blonde girl came and sat down on the toilet I was in and pooed on me, looked down and saw me.. I am now the wedgie victim and I guarantee you i'll be on the flagpole tomorrow naked dangling around and pictures being taken of me :( Hanging wedgie..

by Nerd7770 November 26, 2013

Huntington CT

Like White Hills, it's one of two other boroughs of Shelton CT that choose not to be associated with the name 'Shelton.' While Shelton is home to the town's car dealerships, stores <<cough>> wal-mart <<cough, cough>>, and the downtown ghetto, Huntington and White Hills are full of nice houses with lawns, golf courses, and people who aren't in their 9th year of High School.

"Where are you from?"
"Huntington CT."
"Oh, Shelton?"
"No... Huntington..."
"Is there really a difference?"
"You bet your ass there is!"

by Dick Niner November 27, 2007

hanging brain

When your balls hang out the leg of your shorts and you are not even aware of it.

This commonly occurs when you lean back and put your legs up, while in a seated position and you're rockin short, loose-fitting bottoms, i.e., short shorts or short swim trunks.

Being stoned helps, too.

This occurs with a much higher degree of frequency in wearers of boxers than in wearers of more supportive undergarments.

Did you see that? Tom was hanging brain the whole time he was hitting on that chick! I wonder if she noticed?

by Gannon Guckert August 24, 2005

Hunting Knife

Something used to cut the limes, and grapefruit.

"Where'd you get the knife?" I asked.
"Room sevice sent it up," he said. "I wanted something to cut the limes."
"What limes?"
"They didn't have any, they don't grow in the desert."

by Gladys May 24, 2004

whore hunting

In short, the act of looking for whores around town during whore season.

see whore whunting

I go whore hunting every week, especially during my rebound week. But that doesn't matter, im a guy, born to whore hunt

by Jack Franzen January 11, 2009

Going Hunting

A euphamism for Getting High, Fucking, or doing anything you would prefer not to tell people about.

Mom: Where are you going with her?
Enlightened Individual: Relax, mom, we're going hunting.

Friend 1: Where's my bong, man?
Friend 2: Oh, i must've forgotten to bring it back when i went hunting.
Friend 1: Retard.

by Byahhhhhh March 21, 2009

active hugging

polite way to say having sex

what were u doing last night?
oh some serious active hugging duude

by mimi0606 February 21, 2009