Hubblin'

The act of fisting yourself in the ass with your left hand, while simultaneously pleasuring a stray animal with your right hand.

Did y'all see Matthew yesterday on his lunch break? He was Hubblin' himself and that poor dog on company time.

by HubblesPoorPets June 11, 2022

Hobble-cocked

verb.
To be misled, and to feel as if you have been betrayed.

I can't believe you would say this right now, I feel simply hobble-cocked!

by BirdWithSuit October 20, 2022

hobblegluffon

1. A dumb and/or fat person
2. Definition changes with context

1. Go exercise you hobblegluffon!
2.Bro, you built like a whole hobblegluffon.
3.Son of a hobblegluffon!

by JarenAmiah October 22, 2022

Humble King

When you are watching your Fantasy Football team get shit on, so you have to stay humble for luck to be on your side.

He messed with Humble King, by bragging after his player scored a TD, then lost the game.

by TheJuice25 November 8, 2022

Hubbel

Word for fat women

Holy shit that girl is hubbel!

by PiggyAitG January 4, 2023

Humbled Granny Style

An insult used when u have 10 more goals than someone in a game of fifa.

"Get humbled granny style kid"

by sidfaetoystory March 8, 2023

humblewashing

Covering up narcissistic actions by posting/saying/implying you’re more humble than you actually are.

“I can’t be narcissistic because I’m just as average as everyone else.”

“That’s humblewashing!”

by gems_yuhh June 23, 2023