Strategic Hold

When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.

The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.

by Skin Sub Guy March 28, 2015

holding it flat and that

DEFINITION 1- South Australian slang used to describe ones ability to achieve a large amount while sitting around discussing hot topics with friends and never actually achieving anything at all.

DEFINITION 2- South Australian slang describing the speed of your emotion while under the influence of narcotics.

yeh mate ive just been sitting round" holding it fucking flat and that".

fuck it ill just be" holding it flat that".
yo cunts cracker day "holding it flat and that"

by oldmateflatchat March 5, 2019

Hold-chill

Use to tell someone to hold on and chill out.

Wife: Can you take out the garbage?
Husband: Hold-chill, I'm watching the football game.

by Xavier Fuller January 9, 2008

Cop Hold

To take hold of, to look at. Also 'cop a feel' to grope someone sexually.

Cop hold of me beer whilst I pop off for a jimmy riddle!

by MisterJimmyRiddler December 8, 2010

[holding consciousness]

knowing the Truth underlying whatever is happening in each moment: that All is well, that the Highest Good is available and active, that nothing is lacking, separate or in opposition, whatever the appearance to our bodily perceptions

Gary is holding consciousness for the Sunday service. We prepare the sanctuary before congregants arrive by holding consciousness.

by G Hlstd January 6, 2009

hold the date

A phrase utilized by persons of low intellect who meant to say “Save the date.” First popularized by an American President that was later imprisoned for various felonies and illegal acts throughout his life and tenure in office.

“Hold the date! My impeachment hearings start very very soon!”

by S.S. February 24, 2019

holding consciousness

Holding Consciousness is knowing the Truth underlying whatever is happening in each moment: that All is well, that the Highest Good is available and active, that nothing is lacking, separate or in opposition, whatever the appearance to our bodily perceptions.

She is holding consciousness for the worship service. Holding consciousness is about raising vibrations to a higher level.

by G Halsted January 20, 2009