Foster handshake

How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.

When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.

by DeadGerbilOrphan June 26, 2008

Archaeologist Handshake

A sexual act where one person lays on top of the other as the person on the bottom stimulates their nipples.

"I gave my girlfriend the Archaeologist Handshake the other day"

by Ernest Graves August 9, 2023

chase it with a handshake

what only the most classy drinkers do at a party.
Better than chasing with a soda or beer.
Based of the cheap "chase it with a high-five"
The motion of shaking hands gives the drinker something to focus on besides the burn and gives said drinker something to clench to when burn is most severe.
Best done with two drinkers simultaneously.

what are you doing with that soda man, chase it with a handshake.

by lostlemur September 2, 2010

forbidden handshake

The Forbidden Handshake is when 2 males shake hands while their dicks are touching tips and/or are wrapped around depending on length of one's penis

Friend 1: Ay bro let's do the Forbidden Handshake

Friend 2: Bruh ...Hell no

by Symbiote May 5, 2022

Indian handshake

When you wipe your ass with your hand

I ran out of tp and didn't have socks and had to give myself a Indian handshake.

by Zach quintrell May 4, 2020

Grangemouth Handshake

The act of anal sex with a radioactive strap on dildo.
Often linked to increased chances of gastrointestinal cancers due to the radiation, and related to Grangemouth due to the grimy industrial town's refinery plant.

"So I found out that I had bum cancer, and thinking back, it was probably because of that Grangemouth Handshake my ex gave me."

by Raptorclaw August 18, 2018

Feversham Handshake

A handshake popularized in Feversham, Ontario, Canada, where 2 men stirnly look eachother in the eye, grab eachothers genitals, and shake firmly. Often times they smell their hands after in approval of their neighbors and to confirm that person came from the Feversham clan.

"Is Jim Bob going around givin people that Feversham handshake again?!"

by Dr. Mantis-Tobaggan September 15, 2018