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Homiesexual

Homiesexual is the sexuality in which you perform sus acts with the homies, but it's not gay since it's the homies. This is provided you say "no homo" after each sus activity. If you do not say no homo, you are no longer homiesexual, but rather homosexual.
Person 1: Yo did you hear that Jack and John had a 10 hour anal session this weekend? That's gay af
Person 2: no, that homiesexual since their homies
Person 1: but apparently jack forgot to say no homo
Person 2: o shit then he's definitely homosexual, not homiesexual
by ExplosiveShit October 7, 2021
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Homiesexual

1 - It’s not gay if it’s with the bois
2 - An act of making sexual jokes with the bois
3 - Karl
Yo it’s only Homiesexual
by thetophatman October 9, 2021
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ur from my 8th period aren’t you?
1: what are u?
2: i’m homiesexual
1: that doesn’t exist plz don’t mock the lgbt community
by srimiu November 29, 2021
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When the bro at the bar acts like your homie, buys you some beers, has a good convo; but then at the end of the night tries to wine and dine ya before cumming in the back door.
Henry's walking weird this morning... Must've ran into a homiesexual
by bilbobaghins November 30, 2021
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A term incels and prepubescent boys use as an excuse for their very clearly homosexual tendencies. They obviously have crushes on their friends and are so far in the closest they think its cute to be homophobic.
someone: you literally held hands with bernard and made out in the bathroom
proclaimed homiesexual: bro its not gayy stop im homiesexual uwu
by Oobrooboobnoob January 9, 2022
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the dumbest thing ever that isnt real
guy 1: im homiesexual
guy 2: actually just stfu thats so annoying
by sammyhamham January 21, 2022
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homiesexual

yo i like kids!

bro thats homiesexual
by ecasadfadsf January 28, 2022
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